Santa Singh MBBS

After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

AN INTERESTING INTERVIEW

Interviewer: Let me check your word Power...

Banta: Ok Sir ....

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of .....good.

Banta: hmmmm..... Bad

Interviewer: Come

Banta: Go.

Interviewer: Ugly.

Banta: Pichlli.

Interviewer: PICHLLIIIII?

Banta: UGLYYYYYYYYY. .

Interviewer: Shut Up.

Banta: Keep Talking.

Interviewer: ok now stop these all..

Banta: ok now carry on this all

Interviewer: abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa

Banta: abe bolta rah..bolta rah...bolta rahhh

Interviewer: Areeee yaaar

Banta: areeee dushmannnnnn

Interviewer: Get Out.

Banta: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.

Banta: Oh my Devil.

Interviewer: U r Rejected.
Banta: I m selected...I M SELECTED???REALLY? ? BALLE BALLE...O BALLE BALLE...O BALLE BALLE...

गर्लफ्रेंड को गिफ्ट

संता (बंता से)- यार मुझे मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड को गिफ्ट देना है क्या दूं?

बंता- गोल्ड रिंग दे दे।

संता- कोई बड़ी चीज बता।

बंता- तो एम.आर.एफ का टायर दे दे।